A PATRIOT APOLOGY TO COLONEL PROFESSOR TRIPLE DIPPER GLEASONMACHINE BUTTBOY LEGENFELDER

We have been rather critical of Legenfelder parading around the area this past  week acting like he was our Rudy Giuliani.  We  Patriots have reminded everyone that we were attacked here; just visit that Shanksville firepit that became a sacred grave and a national treasure. Yet we were too critical of Professor Triple Dipper.  He is naive, doesn't understand our area, and is overly ambitious.  But his problems this past week are not due to him, but his Slaveowner-the Gleason-machine.  We forgot that the GleasonMachine would promote and encourage his boorish behavior at this most sacred time in our nation's history, in their desperate attempts to preserve their tyrannical hold over Cambria County and the Cambria County GOP.  Our advice to the Triple Dipper is to escape.  If you need a GleasonMachine Underground RAILROAD, we can make one for you!   We do think you should release your GLEASONMACHINE job application to the public.  The voters should know, as much about you as your Slave-owner, the Gleason MACHINE does.