Allegedly, Ann Wilson Holds Workshop for Gleason Machine Butt Boy Candidates

According to Patriot informants, while most Cambria County voters, were enjoying THUNDER IN THE VALLEY, Gleason Machine Den Mother and Johnstown City Councilperson, Ann Wilson, held a workshop for Gleason Machine Butt Boy Candidates Legenfelder and  Wissinger on the  best practices of Johnstown City Government.  It is hard for this weary taxpayer to keep a straight face about this, and that is saying a great deal,because, this Patriot has not been able to crack a smile since Reagan was President.  According to reports,  Professor Triple Dipper Legenfelder wanted to leave the workshop early, but allegedly Council woman Wilson, lightly slapped him in the face and reminded  the Professor that you just can't learn  about efficient well-oiled local Government, like the City of Johnstown's, from a textbook.  If you want to keep Gleason Machine government contained to the City of Johnstown, then join the Russell Brigades November assault on Ebensburg!