Full Disclosure: How Many Degrees has aspiring triple dipper and Gleason Machine Butt Boy Legenfelder earned at taxpayer expense?

We Patriots have heard rumors that  aspiring triple  dipper Legenfelder has 33 degrees, many of them being advanced degrees.  We are at a loss as to whether we should refer to Professor Legenfelder as Government-funded Professional Student, aspiring Triple dipper or just plain Gleason Machine Butt Boy, Legenfelder. Can we Patriots take a vote?  Patriots we know Professor Triple Dipper Legenfelder has a Gleason Machine Problem, but we need to learn more about him.  We fully  recognize and applaud Legenfelders' service to the nation.   Now we want to understand the Nation's service to Professor Legenfelder.  For the record: Colonel Russell got his advanced degree in the Desert!!!!