PATRIOTS! AN OPPORTUNITY.

The popularity of feisty Senior Sam Valenty is soaring to epic proportions among Cambria County Patriots.  And  the water magnate is fast becoming a local folk hero.  To help fund our activities, we will soon be offering for sale Valenty tees. All in XL for $25.00, shipping and taxes included.  The tees will feature an enlarged head shot of the self-made Water magnate Valenty  sitting atop a burning cross.  These tees make  excellent nightgowns for Patriot wives and significant others.   Patriots:  Buy and proudly wear your Valenty tee as a sign of dissent to the Cambria Gleason Machine Tyranny!